Empty Pockets!

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a promising new day

an unadulterated new way

it is sun bright and shine

pocket empty but a dime

back to basics of trade

by evening a wad of dollars to wade

The New Invention

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they had just found a new way to kill

but they were worried about excessive spill

soldiers were distraught

so simple it was yet they hadn't thought

of all the people in the town

it came from the maid of the clown

chopping lamb pieces over the beam

she had invented the guillotine